Where does he get this stuff??

Shane has come out with some good stuff this week--some days, it's like listening to a full grown adult, only he's 4...Where does he come up with this stuff?!! Hah!

• Shane calls Ginny, whom he affectionately calls TT, he says, "TT, I like soccer but sometimes, I get soccer fright." TT says, "Soccer fright, what is that?" Shane says, "You know, it's kinda like stage fright, only for soccer. I don't like it when everyone is looking at me." TT says, "Oh I understand, sometimes, I get that too when I have to talk in front of a bunch of people." Shane finishes with, " Oh you must mean people fright or talk fright. That's okay TT, just think about me when you are talking to those people and it will go away because I care about you."
• Shane is in the car with Annie and they drive past Tatterson's, which Shane has been eagerly awaiting their reopening. Shane says, "Oh look, Tatterson's is open, I wonder what kind of blow up they will have next." Ann offers her opinion on the topic to which Shane replies, " Annie, you need to REALIZE that there are blow ups for ALL holidays, not just Christmas."
• We pull into Kingston Parish on Tuesday morning....Shane looks at me and says "oh, look, it's my old shooooool house (not pronounced skool) " (think Megamind...)
• On Wednesday morning, we are heading to my mom's house for Shane to spend the day with her--he says to me, " I know why Grandma doesn't work at Ocean Products anymore" and I say, "why is that?" He replies with, "It's a mess in there, the walls weren't painted and it looked like the three little pigs house and Grandma just couldn't handle that mess anymore." Haha!

Well said, son, well said...